So, I don't like this one as much. I started writing it to 'Before He Cheats', but I really didn't like the way that was going, so I switched it to this fan fic. And if people are interested, I think I have an idea for a third fic to go along with the first two.

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Picture to Burn
Joe Guese One Shot
Sequel to “Last Name”

Everyone in my family was dying to know how my marriage with Joe was going. I was actually starting to really like the guy, but I soon found out from a friend of his that he was cheating on me. This really struck a nerve with me, so I decided to 'investigate' this situation.

State the obvious,
I didn't get my perfect fantasy.
I realized you loved yourself more
Than you could ever love me.
So go and tell your friends that I'm obsessive and crazy.
That's fine, you won't mind if I say..
By the way...

I sat outside mine and Joe's house with a good friend, Rachael, along for the ride. We were in Rachael's car so Joe wouldn't notice us.

I saw a car pull up to our house. Out got this girl who strutted her way over to Joe's vehicle. Joe opened the door for her, and he even let her drive! He NEVER let me drive his car. How was this random girl getting to drive his car?

I hate that stupid old pick-up truck
You never let me drive.
You're a redneck heartbreak who
Is really bad at lying.
So watch me strike a match on
All my wasted time.
As far as I'm concerned,
You're just another picture to burn.

“Come on Rach...it's time,” I said when I saw Joe's car turn off our street.

“What are we doing?” Rachael asked as I grabbed her hand and ran across the street and on into mine and Joe's house...or should I say what used to be mine and Joe's house.

“We're trashing the place.”

“But why?”

“The jerk deserves it. Did you not SEE who he just left with? And to top it off, HE LET HER DRIVE!”

“Oh, alright then,” Rachael sighed as we went on into the house.

“Here...you take this,” I said as I handed Rachael a paper bag that was filled with toilet paper. “I'm headed for the bathroom.”

“What are you doing there?”

“You'll see,” I said as I went into what used to be mine and Joe's bathroom.

There's no time for tears.
I'm just sitting here,
Planning my revenge.
There's nothing stopping me
From going out with
All of your best friends.
And if you come around
Sayin' sorry to me,
My daddy's gonna show you
How sorry you'll be.

“Oh my word,” Rachael said when she entered the bathroom. “What's that on the mirror?”

“I wrote jackass in toothpaste,” I told her.

“You are horrible,” she laughed as she picked up his mouthwash. “This will finish off the bathroom,” she said as she got some mouthwash in her mouth and spit it right back into the bottle.

“Good thinking...he'll never know.”

“I know. I'm a genius.”

“Hey, do you know Joey's number? I was going to give him a call.”

“You are so bad...thinking about dating his friends.”

“He's obviously dating other girls. That isn't going to stop me from dating all of his best friends.”

'Cause I hate that stupid old pickup truck
You never let me drive.
You're a redneck heartbreak
Who is really bad at lying.
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time.
As far as I'm concerned,
You're just another picture to burn.

And if you're missin' me,
You better keep it to yourself
'Cause coming back around here
Would be bad for your health.

'Cause I hate that
Stupid old pickup truck
You never let me drive.
You're a redneck heartbreak
Who is really bad at lying.
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time.
In case you haven't heard,
I really, really hate that...

Stupid old pickup truck
You never let me drive.
You're a redneck heartbreak
Who is really bad at lying.
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time.
As far as I'm concerned,
You're just another picture to burn.

Burn, burn, burn, baby, burn.
You're just another picture to burn.
Baby burn.

Then I heard Joe saying my name.

“Kourtni...Kourtni,” he said over and over again.

“Woah...what is it?” I asked as I opened my eyes and noticed it was all a dream.

“Kourt...let's get out of here before Joe really gets home and before you do any damage,” Rachael said.

“You know what...I'm over him,” I told her as we cranked up the car and headed on down the street.

What I told her was right. I'm over Joe. I didn't want anything to do with him. I was going to file for divorce and be done with it. As far as I was concerned, I never wanted to see his ugly little face again.

love it

Thanks! Glad you like it!

Aww, I really liked it.
Too bad the marriage was short though. LOL

i loved it.

aw i liked it!
good idea for a sequel, i wouldn't have thought of that. very creative =]

that was just incredible.
I loved it.

wow. :0
i like it.

Thanks everyone!
I may write another one today at some point in time.

lololol, that totally made me crack up. in a good way.
i could imagine that playing out, haha .
great job!