Make Me Hip
Make Me It
~*Make Me Sc3n3*~


Miss Nikki’s Fabulous, All Access Guide
To Becoming a
~*Scene Queen*~

btw this is A MOTHERFUCKING SATIRE




(this will help a lot of lost boardies who don't understand the sudden scene craze that has hit these here boards.)



~copyrighted~ lulz $$$
all i wanna do BANG BANG BANG BANG and a CLICK CHING and take your money

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First off, n00b, you need to know the original queens/Nikki‘s Faves…


Top: Audrey Kitching, Zui Suicide, Jac Vanek
Bottom: ??? Miss Hanna Beth, Becky Lou

Who are considered SQs?

Audrey Kitching
Becky Lou
Hanna Beth
Jac Vanek
Lauren Steil
Ryan Ross
Molly Steele
Alicia Simmons
Pete Wentz
Sj Whiteley
Lizz Mohin
Jeffree Star
Emily Gauthreaux
Adele Devuyst
Alaina Beaton
Sommer Ata
Kiki Kannibal
Ashlee Lauren
William Beckett
Gabe Saporta.

You can google the ones you don’t know on your own time.
This time is my time, so FOCUS. Kthnx

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HOW DO PEOPLE DEFINE SCENE “QUEEN?”





(Thanks to Urban Dictionary for those definitions.)

Now on to the fun shit…
THE ACTUAL GUIDE MOFO.

quote:

Posted Sun Apr 22 2007 3:15 PM Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Who are considered SQs?

Audrey Kitching
Becky Lou
Hanna Beth
Jac Vanek
Lauren Steil
Ryan Ross
Molly Steele
Alicia Simmons
Pete Wentz
Sj Whiteley
Lizz Mohin
Jeffree Star
Emily Gauthreaux
Adele Devuyst
Alaina Beaton
Sommer Ata
Kiki Kannibal
Ashlee Lauren


You can google the ones you don’t know on your own time.
This time is my time, so FOCUS. Kthnx


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HAHAHAHAHA ILY.

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1. HAVE FUGLY…I mean…AMAZING...HAIR


Lots of different colors and extensions…that you did yourself, of course.
The brighter & tackier the better.

It is mandatory that sometime during your “reign” as a scene queen you have ‘coon stripes in your hair.
Examples…

Jac & Audrey (pre drama OMG)

NOW ON TO THE MASTER OF OVERDRAMATIC SCENE ‘COON HAIR.
She’s the best of the best & younger than YOU.
Yep. That’s right. Not to mention, she invented every single last piece of shit you’re wearing, every thought your thinking, everything about you is unoriginal compared to her. Shit son, she basically made you.
Yeah, that’s right. It’s THE Kiki Kannibal. OMFG!~!one@11~!!!21`


Whoa. Something died on her head.
So damn cool.

OK. That’s enough of that whore. More on her and her stylish jewelry later.

*takes notes*

2. Date Someone in a Band.
(Specifically Panic! At the Disco)
Learn from the best…


Jac & Ryan (FTW)

Audrey & Brendon (FTL)

Plan on falling hard and falling fast. It’s all myspace camera, kissy photo ops & backstage VIP access for the first few months, but then…something will happen. You’ll be writing weary moans of heartbreak in your live journal (more later). So expect this to be a quick fling that will leave many bridges burned at the end of your romance. More than likely you’ll have to find all new friends afterwards or “discover who your true friends are.” Ohhh and not to mention, a whole new photobucket account because you’ll want to delete the pain away one kissy picture at a time.
<---Heartbreak erased. *tear*

~*~photoshopped~*~ hair is all the rage.

hanna is teh shitz