5. HAVE A MYSPACE/BUZZNET/LJ
(Don’t forget to have a cleverly scene username.)

These are important so you can sell yourself to the scene & maybe if you’re lucky you’ll have a small, but growing amount of lurkers living off of your every update. Not to mention, you can show off not only your style, photography, and kickass life, but also your poetry. LIKE WHOA.

MYSPACE.
Is overrated, so this is all I’m sayin’
Jac:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.vi...file&friendid=141093
Hanna Beth:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.vi...file&friendID=575553
Audrey Kitching:
http://myspace.com/twiggviolence
Jeanae (cuz I feel like it):
http://www.myspace.com/jeanaedoeshair
J. Star:
http://www.myspace.com/jeffreestar
Becky Lou Filip:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.vi...ile&friendID=2631952

LJ (livejournal)
Now LJ is kinda old school, but it’s ok if you still update every once in awhile. But buzznet is where it’s at for you and your scene.
Maybe one day, you’ll be e-famous enough to have your buzznet account on the side with the legends.
Jac:
http://yermomlikewhoa.livejournal.com/
Hanna B:
http://misshannabeth.livejournal.com/profile
Audz:
http://robot-ambulance.livejournal.com/profile
Ashlee Lauren:
http://ashleelauren.livejournal.com/profile
Jumbilia:
http://jumbilia.livejournal.com/profile
Jac's fugz friend:
http://xkissmekillme.livejournal.com/profile
Jack Marin (a scene king...how rare!):
http://jack-marin.livejournal.com/profile

Buzznet.
your new home on the internet.
You can post pictures, journals & videos.
Damn & you get paid. Whatalife.
DON’T FORGET YOU MOST BEFRIEND J.STAR OR ELSE.


Jac:
http://jacvanek.buzznet.com/user/
J. Star:
http://jeffreestar.buzznet.com/user/
teh KIKI!!!:
http://kikikannibal.buzznet.com/user/
Hanna Beth:
http://hannabeth.buzznet.com/user/
Pete Wentz:
http://clandestine.buzznet.com/user/
Wannabe Scene Queen in a wheel chair:
http://cashdolla-cdindpodcast.buzznet.com/user/photos/

This leads to e-drama. HORRAY.

N1K1!?!?! DO WE PRAY TO HKITTY TOO!?
Don't we wear disgustingly chunky and fake plastic jewlery and claim it's ~*~designer~*~?

6. SAVE THAT DRAMA FO YO MOMMA
Have a fued with your biffle & then get a new one.

One must talk a lot of shit.


THE WEB OF LIES.

Audz VS. J.Star
"jeffreestar: 03/10/2007 12:23 AM
*yawn* try harder next time if you're gonna insult someone who is 10 times more famous then you will ever be. I didnt FUCK any guys in a band so 14 year olds on the INTERNET could think I'm "cool" It's pathetic that you would NEVER say any of this to my face, because you're a scared bitch. So SEE YOU IN PERSON, because Hell would be your disgusting pussy that all of warped tour has been inside. So have fun with your hot dogs, its typical you'd do something THAT stupid. Brendan called, he wants to give his AIDS back. Bye skank, and please use conditioner because burnt hair isnt hot this year." Fo serious.
MORE....



Audz referencing Jac. OMG!!!!! How things change over just a few months…

btw...team jeffree star ftw.

quote:

N1K1!?!?! DO WE PRAY TO HKITTY TOO!?
Don't we wear disgustingly chunky and fake plastic jewlery and claim it's ~*~designer~*~?

OMG YUS!!! I'M NOT D0NEEEE!!!!

7. ACT LIKE YOU’RE FROM JAPAN
Pose with weird stuffed animals, robots, collect toys, eat pocky & sushi religiously, live off ramen, dig out your old pokemon cards and old school gameboy, play around with fans, etc.
HELLO KITTY IS THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS TO YOU.
REMEMBER THAT BETCH.
EAT RICE LIKE YOUR QUEEN OF A COMMUNIST COUNTRY. HOLLA CHINA!!!

8. BE A MODEL/PHOTOGRAPHER/HAIR STYLIST/DESIGNER/MALE NURSE/DO EVERYTHING AT ONCE
Take pictures of yourself. Be like a one man band and do everything at once. It’s possible. Trust me. The only thing impossible is dinosaurs!! Fo realz. Try to look the same in every photo if you’re going for an Audrey vibe.
You could use your skill of photography for good and take pictures of others, but you’re too conceited to do that. Silly me. What was I thinking? So you should take it in baby steps and pose with friends and then maybe you’ll take your true place…behind the camera.

UGH CAN I JUST LIVE IN THIS THREAD FOREVER PLEASE?

quote:

Originally posted by Nikki.:

quote:

N1K1!?!?! DO WE PRAY TO HKITTY TOO!?
Don't we wear disgustingly chunky and fake plastic jewlery and claim it's ~*~designer~*~?

OMG YUS!!! I'M NOT D0NEEEE!!!!

Z0MGZ OHKAIII!
*takez n0tez*

9. HAVE FAMOUS FRIENDS as in guys in fbr bands

You just "chill" & have photo seshes with these guys. You act like your bffs with them when you see them on the streets or on fuse...even though they have no idea who the hell you are. But still, you know the truth. You partied with them back in the summer of '06, waayyyyyy before they were famous.

ew.

Also go on tour with bands and do shit. Basically you get paid to play. Um...except on Warped Tour. There you get kicked off because of your partying. Ouch. But, we'll keep this our little secret.