14. CLANDESTINE IS THE ONLY THING IN YOUR CLOSET.
It's what you live in.
Even your jeans have a Clan belt through them always.





You totally break dance, and not hearts.
NOW GO BUY THE WHOLE STORE!

I'm to lazy to actually make cool posts but I'll just mention things and someone else can make the cool post.

piercings like nose rings, lip rings, and such

tattoos of god knows what. but its of something like fob lyrics, cherrys, hello kitty, w/e.

scene kids shop at hot topic too

chains

eyeliner

i hear scene kids like video games too

idk im done for now

15. AMERICAN APPAREL OWNS YOU.
(their shirts are used for band merch)
Simple clothing for simple people.
You wear their tights, shorts, shirts, etc so much you should model for them.



Your fave items are the Gold Lamé tights




lol




lol. a one piece.

16. MAKE YOUR 20 YEAR OLD SC3N3 KING BOYFRIEND GET A TATTOO OF YOUR FACE COMPLETE WITH C00N TAILZ AND BAT NECKLACE. AND THEN BREAK UP WITH HIM!

be careful though, he may spill all your deep dark sc3n3 secrets to the internet!
the last thing you want is the whole internet world knowing that your c00n tailz look ugly from the behind. [as if they look good from the front.]

^hahaha. omg. that means anna nicole smith was a sq because she had her lesbian gf & cousins & uncle get tattoos of her. her uncle had one and she was in the n00dz.

how do I know this?
E! True Hollywood Story of course.

17. PI3RC1NGZ!!ON3ONE11!!!
SNAKEBITES SPECIFICALLY

you gotta get snakebitez on yur lipz to totez be sc3n3 and then go around taking myspace pictures of it.

how about
having your myspace name
your name and some clever word that goes along with it?

chelsea jealousy
kiki kannibal
shannon shocker
etc.

18. GO GET SOME MAC
MAC is what you use and Ryan Ross' face is your inspiration.
It's just so colorful and bold, not to mention original.
Their eyeliner just never wears off and the colors are intense.




Sometimes boys hire Ryan to do their own make up, he's that good.
You do this all yourself, too.
You're just that talented with your bffs, LIQUID AND KOHL EYELINER!
So go take some pictures and show off your originality and hardcore skills.

19. GUNS, THEY GO BANG BANG.
pee ess: fftl made that sc3n3.

well basically. they go bang bang, nuff said.



(our favourite scene queen, Ryan Ross.)

guns may work for ryan, but being a jock certainly isn't the new sc3n3 for that boy

20. boyz kissing boyz is totez hxc sc3n3.

boys kissing boys means that they like girls, but kiss boys to stand out from everyone else.


(andy hurley & sonny moore: how sc3n3 can yew get?)