i think there should be a thread on this..
because tbh for me, hearing about people's conversations that are funny can like make my day sometimes. whether it's with someone in a band, a teacher, a friend, a store clerk, your sister-in-law's best friend's neice, whatever.
i think it's fun to sharing and reading them.. especially because there's so much funny convos i just like wanna tell the world. and i bet you have some too!!
sooooo share them..?


likeeee..
in my psychology class we had to ask people 5 questions out of like 40, and my sister's boyfriend was partnered with this guy brad.

brad:what eric likes most about women.. is satisfying them.

[but eric meant he likes women that are satisfied.. it kinda disturbed me but haha w/e]


then my teacher.. it was really hot in the class..
*teacher opens closet and grabs purse*: woooo it's nice & cool in here.
everyone just kinda laughs a little.
*teacher walks back over by desk*: it's sooooo much hotter when you come out of the cloest

good thread idea!

my cousin and i were in starbucks and we heard this father and his two sons talking
Younger Son: Hey dad did you know that racecar is a palindrome?
Father: No it's not! (to older son) Hey, he says racecar is a palindrome.
Older Son: It is! R-A-C-E-C-A-R it goes back and forth!
Younger Son (in a whisper): Do you know that the "s" word and this have the same letters in them?

I guess it was funnier in person

hahaha ohhh.. and my sister.. asked to use the computer quick.. and i'm waiting for her to get off..


me: can i..
megan:yeah!
me: suck yer dick?

hahaha.
she like answered before i asked.. she thought i was gonna ask to go back on here

oh, i have tons....

but once i heard these girls in the bathroom.

Girl 1 : So, like Jason is totally dating me.
Girl 2: no.. hes dating me!

Girl one : * starts swearing*
Girl 2: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU WHORE!


then all of a sudden:

Girl 1: Oh, i like your hair, its so.. like, aweosme!
Girl 2: ME too. Oh i love your nail bits

^ Hahha!!

Like the thread..
I'll try to remember some of my funny conversations with my pals.:P

me: i don't know what song is stuck in my head
roommate: *singing* THS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T END!!! YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDSSSSSS!!

and she continued until physically restrained.

josh: asians, speak english! i can't understand you
john: gosh she is!
josh: shut up! you're ruining my flow. anyway, you can only talk to me if you speak english.
john: THERE WAS NO FLOW YOU MORON. DU SIEHST SCHEISSE AUS! [you look like crap]

the asians thing is not meant to be racist.
it's an inside joke kinda thing. get it through your head.

^ Haha!
It doesn't mean any racism..it's cool

hahaha this is the dumbest thing everr..

my mom: so do you need any money for the mall?
me: yeahhh.. but i just want like a shirt
my sister: i don't need money.. good thing i have a j-o-b
me: what's a j-o-b?


hahaha