hahaha.

LoL

My classmate was teaching another classmate Math and all of a sudden one just started twitching.

Kang Wei: *twitches*
Me: What the hell did you do to him?
Wei Min: .....I just hit his crotch with my knowlege. *insert very innocent face here*

A few minutes later...

Emil: WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE REALLY REALLY GAY FOR A FEW SECONDS?
Wei Min: .......Sure.

Another few minutes later....
Dylan: Something smells like dog shampoo.
All: *stares at Kang Wei*


Also I was being a big retard, so,
Me: Who is Devil May Cry?
All: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK DEVIL MAY CRY IS A PERSON?

me : sabila, do you understand about that math subject?
sabila : nope, why dont you just ask manto?
me : manto, please teach me the subject that we just learnt..
manto : *he starts to teach me..* understand?
me and sabila : NOPE!
manto : how could i stucked with you girls the dummy??
me and sabila : how could you be smarter than us? we're the girls man..

We discuss rock,paper,scissors.

Me: I don't understand how paper can beat rock. By wrapping the rock up it doesn't really lessen the impact of the rock...
Dylan *butts in* :You see, its really simple if you put it in Pokemon terms. See, a steel pokemon obviously beats a rock pokemon, so that theory is applied in rock, paper,scissors...So scissors beats rock you see.
Me: Uhh Dylan?
Dylan: Yes?
Me: Rock beats scissors.
Dylan: WHAT! THIS IS BULLSHIT! I NEED AIR CONDITIONING.

LOL THAT'S HILARIOUS HAHAHAAHAHAHAA