we had to act out an impromptu sketch for class today, so we played the Idol judges. i was paula. hahaha

geoff (who was the "contestant") : hi paula!
me (Paula): awww you look so pretty today. is that a new dress? by the way, your performance was all the colors of the rainbow~
rom (Simon): WAIT, does that mean he's GAY? (makes a perfect imitation of Simon's WTF face)

Issa: where's dana?
Andrea: She died.
Andrea: I'll go buzz her.
Issa: =O
Issa: joey molested her
Andrea: No.
Andrea: Ben did.
Issa: =O
Issa: ohnoez
Andrea: There's this picture of him that we dubbed Ben's "I'm gonna take you home and molest you look."
Cami: joey molested her and gave her alcohol and skeeping pills?

PRICELESS.
She's still dead until now. :|

dana died the way joker did
until chiara posted that she fell asleep.

DANA FAILS!

we're too cool for skool

/after school
becky: yeah i like obama!
glenys: everyone does.
lois: ... isn't he that terrorist guy?

/english
becky (wrt Little Britain): .. and then he stripped all the way down and had sex with the prime minister!
mr toh: ah, but you didn't see his little twinky! ;D

/social studies
*presentation about globalisation and the textile industry is ongoing*
mr azahar: wait girls, don't talk so loudly!
presenters: huh why?
mr azahar : /secretly bitchy/ people are sleeping, we don't want to wake them up! : D

quote:

Originally posted by zomgzcami:
dana died the way joker did
until chiara posted that she fell asleep.

DANA FAILS!

This is the second time she fell asleep in front of the computer. :|

I had one with my hairdresser a while ago, but I didn't post it cuz I was afraid of getting bitched at for bumping an old thread.

so we were talking about the boybands we liked.

Kari (my hairdresser): You know which boyband I liked?
Me: No, who?
Kari: New Kids on the Block. I'm going up to Cleveland to see them.
Me: Oh, that's cool! Did you know New Kids on the Block got back together?
Kari: Yeah, that's who I'm talking about.
Me: Oh, duh!

lol Stephanie

quote:

/after school
becky: yeah i like obama!
glenys: everyone does.
lois: ... isn't he that terrorist guy?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

aaaaaaaaaaanyway

max: *stares at picture WHICH IS UPSIDE DOWN* eh thats a cow.
me: ... the picture is upside down.
max: ITS NOT. what's a cow doing in a fashion spread?
me: IT'S NOT A COW. AND THE PICTURE IS UPSIDE DOWN.
max: ITS NOT UPSIDE DOWN. look, you see that flower there? the petals are the right way... oh.
-realizes that the pamphlet is upside down and turns it around and then smiles sheepishly-

"isn't he that terrorist guy?" haha no sweetie, that's OSama. lol different guy.